Post by Damage on Apr 25, 2012 6:11:17 GMT -6
The scene opens up to the outside of a wooden door that is opened just a crack. On the outside of the brown wooden door is a yellow paper withe the words “Legion of Doom” printed in black ink. We can hear some somebody talking on the other side of the door. But we hear other voices all familiar but not quite right to the ear. The camera looks through the crack of the door to see an actor dresses like Vigilante and sounding a little bit like him. As we look around the room we see midgets each dressed as Vigilante but one has his face painted like the Joker another with Dr dooms helmet, Another with Dr evils bald head. All of them still looking like Vigilante in some form or another. As the main Vigilante is at the head of the table he slams his hands down as he does the light bulb goes out above the table.
The whole room groans and one squeals like a girl. The main Vigilante speaks.
"Don't worry I am the Legend I drove my car into a parked car years ago I am the leader of the legion of doom I shall fix this problem"
We hear someone climb up on the table, Then scraping of metal and a booming voice
"Ok Vigineto switch on the light"
Nothing happens this is welcomed with more groans as Dr evil pipes in
"I will fix it for one million dollars"
Again the room groans as the main and full size Vigilante speaks again.
"No no no its ok I am the man, I see the problem its a fifty watt socket and this is a thirty watt bulb I the leader the main man I shall get us another bulb."
We here more rustling and banging and then the metal on metal sound again.
"Flick the switch again."
Still nothing more groans.
"I do not understand it I have done everything right how can I the man in charge the legend how can I not get it right"
Damage comes into sight leaning against the door frame. He smiles and speaks.
"How many Vigilante's does it take to change a light bulb? Well apparently more than seven."
Damage laughs
"So Vigilante you have put together an axis of evil your own legion of doom. To bring about evil in OW. I see you have the Joker Batmans greatest rival and I see Magneto there too well he isn't really a villain anymore he is a member of the x-men now, but in all honesty an impressive collection. May I ask on a personal note do you perhaps have the original boxes because that collection could be worth a fortune."
Damage straightens up and begins to walk through the house and down some stairs as the camera follows him. He stops and turns to the camera.
"Vig you speak of not being evil, how I need a nemesis well I think your over stepping your mark a bit son. I mean sure I respect you I do. Wrestling you is all ways a challenge. But my Nemesis really. Let's look Superman had Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, Sherlock holmes has Moriarty. I mean if you had said a lower down villain maybe like well Toy man or I don't Know the Mad Hatter or even Batmite I might have let it go but sorry man Nemesis you are not your just another speed hump until I face the big man in O.W."
As we step out onto the lawn still following Damage we see a make shift stage set up and a micro phone in the middle of it. Damage turns to the camera and says.
"Now in our past confrontation both of us ended up taking to the stage and singing in our promo's hell I even did poetry for you Vig, Well after my last one I have had some complaints the fans want to hear me sing again, now being as Geek is now the new cool and the asked me so nicely how could I say no. So I adapted something more modern for you my friend but first I Have to prepare my instrument."
Damage steps up on the stage and pulls a table from the back covered with a table cloth he pulls it off and there is a xylophone he picks up the two sticks and begins to play as he sings.
"Now when I think of when we wrestled in Anarchy
The fans they seemed so happy they could die
Told myself that it was the greatest feud on Anarchy
But let's be honest this is a different company
But that was then and I see you still remember
You got addicted to a certain kind of success
Like you where going to win in the end,
So when you found that you didn't make sense
"Ill win him next" is what you told your friends
But you have to admit that you where glad it was over.
But I really hate to cut you off
Make out that your promo never happened because its nothing
And the fans don't need to hear you speak
They treat you like a freak and you feel so rough
I hate to have to stoop so low
Make your friends realize your an ass and that I have your number
I guess that I don't need to though
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know
As he is singing a large overweight gentleman comes out dressed as Vigilante beard and tattoo's and all he stands to the left of Damage sideways to the fans and starts singing
Now and then I think of all the times that I was screwed over
Part of me believing it was always something someone had done
But I don't wanna live this way
Being a loser every day
Just turning up being pinned collecting my pay
Maybe I would forget how I used to run the whole show.
Damage raises his hand in the face of the fake Vigilante and stops him as he sings
But I really hate to cut you off
Make out that your promo never happened because its nothing
And the fans don't need to hear you speak
They treat you like a freak and you feel so rough
I hate to have to stoop so low
Make your friends realize your an ass and that I have your number
I guess that I don't need to though
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know
Some one funny,I used to know
Some one funny
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know"
Damage finishes a little out of breath as he stares into the camera.
"Vigilante like you said its me and you for the gold again. Standing in the center of an electrified ring. You seem to think that you have an advantage that I won't use this as I'm a hero, I don't know what comics you been reading brother but lately the hero bends the rules to get the job done and believe me, I will beat you again."
Damage smiles as he turns and walks away
The whole room groans and one squeals like a girl. The main Vigilante speaks.
"Don't worry I am the Legend I drove my car into a parked car years ago I am the leader of the legion of doom I shall fix this problem"
We hear someone climb up on the table, Then scraping of metal and a booming voice
"Ok Vigineto switch on the light"
Nothing happens this is welcomed with more groans as Dr evil pipes in
"I will fix it for one million dollars"
Again the room groans as the main and full size Vigilante speaks again.
"No no no its ok I am the man, I see the problem its a fifty watt socket and this is a thirty watt bulb I the leader the main man I shall get us another bulb."
We here more rustling and banging and then the metal on metal sound again.
"Flick the switch again."
Still nothing more groans.
"I do not understand it I have done everything right how can I the man in charge the legend how can I not get it right"
Damage comes into sight leaning against the door frame. He smiles and speaks.
"How many Vigilante's does it take to change a light bulb? Well apparently more than seven."
Damage laughs
"So Vigilante you have put together an axis of evil your own legion of doom. To bring about evil in OW. I see you have the Joker Batmans greatest rival and I see Magneto there too well he isn't really a villain anymore he is a member of the x-men now, but in all honesty an impressive collection. May I ask on a personal note do you perhaps have the original boxes because that collection could be worth a fortune."
Damage straightens up and begins to walk through the house and down some stairs as the camera follows him. He stops and turns to the camera.
"Vig you speak of not being evil, how I need a nemesis well I think your over stepping your mark a bit son. I mean sure I respect you I do. Wrestling you is all ways a challenge. But my Nemesis really. Let's look Superman had Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, Sherlock holmes has Moriarty. I mean if you had said a lower down villain maybe like well Toy man or I don't Know the Mad Hatter or even Batmite I might have let it go but sorry man Nemesis you are not your just another speed hump until I face the big man in O.W."
As we step out onto the lawn still following Damage we see a make shift stage set up and a micro phone in the middle of it. Damage turns to the camera and says.
"Now in our past confrontation both of us ended up taking to the stage and singing in our promo's hell I even did poetry for you Vig, Well after my last one I have had some complaints the fans want to hear me sing again, now being as Geek is now the new cool and the asked me so nicely how could I say no. So I adapted something more modern for you my friend but first I Have to prepare my instrument."
Damage steps up on the stage and pulls a table from the back covered with a table cloth he pulls it off and there is a xylophone he picks up the two sticks and begins to play as he sings.
"Now when I think of when we wrestled in Anarchy
The fans they seemed so happy they could die
Told myself that it was the greatest feud on Anarchy
But let's be honest this is a different company
But that was then and I see you still remember
You got addicted to a certain kind of success
Like you where going to win in the end,
So when you found that you didn't make sense
"Ill win him next" is what you told your friends
But you have to admit that you where glad it was over.
But I really hate to cut you off
Make out that your promo never happened because its nothing
And the fans don't need to hear you speak
They treat you like a freak and you feel so rough
I hate to have to stoop so low
Make your friends realize your an ass and that I have your number
I guess that I don't need to though
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know
As he is singing a large overweight gentleman comes out dressed as Vigilante beard and tattoo's and all he stands to the left of Damage sideways to the fans and starts singing
Now and then I think of all the times that I was screwed over
Part of me believing it was always something someone had done
But I don't wanna live this way
Being a loser every day
Just turning up being pinned collecting my pay
Maybe I would forget how I used to run the whole show.
Damage raises his hand in the face of the fake Vigilante and stops him as he sings
But I really hate to cut you off
Make out that your promo never happened because its nothing
And the fans don't need to hear you speak
They treat you like a freak and you feel so rough
I hate to have to stoop so low
Make your friends realize your an ass and that I have your number
I guess that I don't need to though
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know
Some one funny,I used to know
Some one funny
Now you're just someone funny that I used to know"
Damage finishes a little out of breath as he stares into the camera.
"Vigilante like you said its me and you for the gold again. Standing in the center of an electrified ring. You seem to think that you have an advantage that I won't use this as I'm a hero, I don't know what comics you been reading brother but lately the hero bends the rules to get the job done and believe me, I will beat you again."
Damage smiles as he turns and walks away
