Post by plague on Aug 30, 2012 12:52:02 GMT -6
Urgh!
Uuuuurrggghhh!
The focus in his eyes is obvious as a bead of sweat drips from his nose. The intensity flows through the room like a roaring river.
Then suddenly the phone rings. He reaches for it and answers.
What the hell? I'm trying to have a poo here dude!
Ah ha... What? He said what? I'm gonna kill him.
He ends the call and finishes of his business in the lavatory, washes his hands and walks back out onto the set OW have provided for him for his promo.
The producer throws mucky looks in his direction before Plague shouts at him.
Alright calm down dingus I can't help natures way in me bowels now can I. Anyways I'm the star you prick not you so settle down.
Plague walks across the studio onto the staging area where a large leather swivel chair is positioned in the middle. He takes a seat waves sarcastically at the producer who calls for action as we begin the official promo video for Lord of the Ring.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for joining me as I give you all a little insight into my thoughts and such on the last Oracle and the upcoming pay per view Lord of the Ring.
First off, speaking of Lord of the Ass Ring can I just say about my long time amigo Tumbles. First off Y2Tumbles you saggy ass, you are the one that is dragging the good name of the Crew through the dirt by giving us tainted victories. I can't believe you would stoop that low and destroy VD's chance at losing clean to us. But alas it doesn't matter because this just means it's official now that the U.K. Crew are number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles.
To be fair when Bobby brought us into OW he really should have just awarded them to us in the first place due to our lasting legacy from previous companies. Not to mention that he should have just awarded me the Heavyweight title belt too.
H shuffles in chair and reaches for a glass of water on a stand to his right. He takes a long gulp replaces the glass and wipes the moisture from his lips before continuing.
You see I have a match at the pay per view against Damage. A man who I have just beat. A man who by the sounds of it idolizes me and to and extent, The Crew. I've seen the tapes and the footage available online. The King of Geeks like to put himself out there it seems.
But you know something he claims to know a lot about me. Seen me training back in the old days. Maybe even had a few tips and pointers from Draven. But that was a long time ago son, things have changed. I have changed, my style has changed I've added so much more to my arsenal than from when I first started out in this business.
He gets up from his seat now and begins pacing up and down the stage. The camera follows him
Look I'm not going to stand here and lie and say yeah I remember this kid from back in the day because I don't. I don't have fucking clue who you really are behind that mask nor do I really care. You obviously weren't that memorable or remarkable in the Asylum gym mate.
To be brutally honest Damage I've been dragged out of retirement to be here and if I'm here to do my thing. I'll be doing it properly and taking you out and you'll just be a footnote in the results page of Pro Wrestling Illustrated when it tells the world I was victorious in my qualification match and then went on to take the Championship in the Main Event!
He motions to an imaginary title belt around his waist as he stalks the stage looking more and more angry. He actually looks frustrated with the anticipation of walking into the pay per view as the wrestling legend Plague and walking out as the new face of Odyssey Wrestling.
Then Damage on the next Oracle. If either of my friends want to stick around a bit longer we'll be taking our rightful shot at them Tag Team belts of yours.
It's not because we're cocky or arrogant. It's because we are just the worlds greatest, The U.K. Crew!
And we do whatever the fuck we like!
He storms forward towards the camera as he says this kicks the camera over it crackles and fizzles and bit as hits the floor.
We then get a sideways view of his trainers as he walks out, the power then cuts out on the screen...
Uuuuurrggghhh!
The focus in his eyes is obvious as a bead of sweat drips from his nose. The intensity flows through the room like a roaring river.
Then suddenly the phone rings. He reaches for it and answers.
What the hell? I'm trying to have a poo here dude!
Ah ha... What? He said what? I'm gonna kill him.
He ends the call and finishes of his business in the lavatory, washes his hands and walks back out onto the set OW have provided for him for his promo.
The producer throws mucky looks in his direction before Plague shouts at him.
Alright calm down dingus I can't help natures way in me bowels now can I. Anyways I'm the star you prick not you so settle down.
Plague walks across the studio onto the staging area where a large leather swivel chair is positioned in the middle. He takes a seat waves sarcastically at the producer who calls for action as we begin the official promo video for Lord of the Ring.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for joining me as I give you all a little insight into my thoughts and such on the last Oracle and the upcoming pay per view Lord of the Ring.
First off, speaking of Lord of the Ass Ring can I just say about my long time amigo Tumbles. First off Y2Tumbles you saggy ass, you are the one that is dragging the good name of the Crew through the dirt by giving us tainted victories. I can't believe you would stoop that low and destroy VD's chance at losing clean to us. But alas it doesn't matter because this just means it's official now that the U.K. Crew are number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles.
To be fair when Bobby brought us into OW he really should have just awarded them to us in the first place due to our lasting legacy from previous companies. Not to mention that he should have just awarded me the Heavyweight title belt too.
H shuffles in chair and reaches for a glass of water on a stand to his right. He takes a long gulp replaces the glass and wipes the moisture from his lips before continuing.
You see I have a match at the pay per view against Damage. A man who I have just beat. A man who by the sounds of it idolizes me and to and extent, The Crew. I've seen the tapes and the footage available online. The King of Geeks like to put himself out there it seems.
But you know something he claims to know a lot about me. Seen me training back in the old days. Maybe even had a few tips and pointers from Draven. But that was a long time ago son, things have changed. I have changed, my style has changed I've added so much more to my arsenal than from when I first started out in this business.
He gets up from his seat now and begins pacing up and down the stage. The camera follows him
Look I'm not going to stand here and lie and say yeah I remember this kid from back in the day because I don't. I don't have fucking clue who you really are behind that mask nor do I really care. You obviously weren't that memorable or remarkable in the Asylum gym mate.
To be brutally honest Damage I've been dragged out of retirement to be here and if I'm here to do my thing. I'll be doing it properly and taking you out and you'll just be a footnote in the results page of Pro Wrestling Illustrated when it tells the world I was victorious in my qualification match and then went on to take the Championship in the Main Event!
He motions to an imaginary title belt around his waist as he stalks the stage looking more and more angry. He actually looks frustrated with the anticipation of walking into the pay per view as the wrestling legend Plague and walking out as the new face of Odyssey Wrestling.
Then Damage on the next Oracle. If either of my friends want to stick around a bit longer we'll be taking our rightful shot at them Tag Team belts of yours.
It's not because we're cocky or arrogant. It's because we are just the worlds greatest, The U.K. Crew!
And we do whatever the fuck we like!
He storms forward towards the camera as he says this kicks the camera over it crackles and fizzles and bit as hits the floor.
We then get a sideways view of his trainers as he walks out, the power then cuts out on the screen...