Post by tumbler on Aug 29, 2012 17:38:33 GMT -6
vet·er·an [vet-er-uhn, ve-truhn]
noun
a person who has had long service or experience in an occupation, office, or the like: a veteran of the police force; a veteran of many sports competitions.
Tumbler is stood looking at himself in the mirror concentrating on his features his back turned on the camera. It's been along time since he stepped into a ring to compete maybe too long? We see him smirk in the reflection of the mirror, no that's ridiculous the more this business changes the more it stays the same.
"So you thought I was gone? Retired? Are you kdding me!"
He pauses for a minute again contemplating his reflection.
"I keep hearing words like Veteran and Legend been thrown round whilst people refer to the UK Crew and more importantly me."
He turns around to face the camera he gestures to his face
"Do I look old to you? Yes I am a Legend and I am technically a veteran, but have you looked at this face? I'm still young I ain't no washed up hasbeen infact some would say I'm just hitting my Prime! Now if the wrestling world couldn't deal with me when I was starting out how can they hope to handle me in e." my Prime?"
He chuckles to himself
"Already I'm getting harrassed on the streets constantly been asked where I've been and what I've been doing and I will now address that so they will be no more questions. None of your business what I've been doing just thank the Lord that I'm back!!"
He walks over to the near by oak seat and sits down in the dingy motel room, you can tell he's really missed these crumby stop gaps but damned if he's gonna spend his hard earned money on a nights stay, afterall it's just a place to shit shower shave shag and sleep yes the not very well known Five S's he gets two more because he's simply better than everyone else.
"So I finally decided to make my own impact at the Oakle show and help out Plague and Stu-E from embarrassing our groups name. Sorry about your neck Stu, but hell it was an easy victory for you guys. Anyways tt's due to those two chuckleheads I had to come back I've seen them try and do this thing without me and generally stink up the Crew's good name and I wasn't going to let it happen again. So guys I still haven't received a Thank you card or anything yet, I'm sure it's in the mail right?"
The camera guy quickly chirps in as Tumbler has gone silent for a brief second.
"It's actually called Oracle?"
Tumbler stares a hole through him.
"Who cares! Now as for those other two Dumpage and Viginity, I hear through the grapevine that you two ignoramouses are the best team Oddity has to offer.......Really? I'm just saying it didn't take us long to beat you guys into quivering puddles of mush, or should I say it didn't take me long to put you two down. Really you guys haven't touched me yet and I've ran circles around you two bumbling excuses for athletes."
The Camera guy goes to speak again, but thinks better of it when Tumbler suddenly stands to his feet.
"So it's guaranteed that I'm making my debut at the big Pay-per-view the only place I belong, and that I have to fight twice due to that greedy money grabbing Justin Draggo! I'm not worried about the Battle Royal and Hell it's not the first time I've had to deal with been around Stu, Plague and a serious case of V.D infact it would be more of a shock if they didn't have V.D."
Tumbler smiles proudly to himself he took a few days to come up with that one.
"As for Douglas Kilmore you should feel honored as your the first one to fall at my hands, but they is a plus this will be the Greatest match of your career it will have absolutely nothing to do with you though Be serious! I'll be surprised if you hit a single move to be honest In My Heroic Opinion. Just think though your going to step in the ring with The Greatest Highflyer in the World people may actually remember your name after this. They'll be like That Killjoy guy looked even more ugly after Tumbler was done with him HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN!!!"
He looks around the room expecting some kind of applause from his imaginary fanatics.
"And as for that Battle Royal it's the once in a life time case where I'm gonna do everyone else in it a favour and make all of you kippers The Greatest Highflyers in the World as I hurtle all of you over the top rope quicker than you can say I've never watched Harry & Sally but I'm sure it is an excellent piece of cinematic Gold! Come on it maybe a long sentence but still you'll all be gone before any of you can utter it!"
Tumbler walks back over to the mirror to examine himself trying to reassure himself that he doesn't look old quite worried by all the talk of been a veteran and legend has made him feel a lot older than 30 and very self concious about his looks. He turns round to see the camera still rolling.
"Erm why are you still here? Promos over idjits hence I stopped speaking get out of here!"
The camera jerks a bit before shutting off fading to black.
noun
a person who has had long service or experience in an occupation, office, or the like: a veteran of the police force; a veteran of many sports competitions.
Tumbler is stood looking at himself in the mirror concentrating on his features his back turned on the camera. It's been along time since he stepped into a ring to compete maybe too long? We see him smirk in the reflection of the mirror, no that's ridiculous the more this business changes the more it stays the same.
"So you thought I was gone? Retired? Are you kdding me!"
He pauses for a minute again contemplating his reflection.
"I keep hearing words like Veteran and Legend been thrown round whilst people refer to the UK Crew and more importantly me."
He turns around to face the camera he gestures to his face
"Do I look old to you? Yes I am a Legend and I am technically a veteran, but have you looked at this face? I'm still young I ain't no washed up hasbeen infact some would say I'm just hitting my Prime! Now if the wrestling world couldn't deal with me when I was starting out how can they hope to handle me in e." my Prime?"
He chuckles to himself
"Already I'm getting harrassed on the streets constantly been asked where I've been and what I've been doing and I will now address that so they will be no more questions. None of your business what I've been doing just thank the Lord that I'm back!!"
He walks over to the near by oak seat and sits down in the dingy motel room, you can tell he's really missed these crumby stop gaps but damned if he's gonna spend his hard earned money on a nights stay, afterall it's just a place to shit shower shave shag and sleep yes the not very well known Five S's he gets two more because he's simply better than everyone else.
"So I finally decided to make my own impact at the Oakle show and help out Plague and Stu-E from embarrassing our groups name. Sorry about your neck Stu, but hell it was an easy victory for you guys. Anyways tt's due to those two chuckleheads I had to come back I've seen them try and do this thing without me and generally stink up the Crew's good name and I wasn't going to let it happen again. So guys I still haven't received a Thank you card or anything yet, I'm sure it's in the mail right?"
The camera guy quickly chirps in as Tumbler has gone silent for a brief second.
"It's actually called Oracle?"
Tumbler stares a hole through him.
"Who cares! Now as for those other two Dumpage and Viginity, I hear through the grapevine that you two ignoramouses are the best team Oddity has to offer.......Really? I'm just saying it didn't take us long to beat you guys into quivering puddles of mush, or should I say it didn't take me long to put you two down. Really you guys haven't touched me yet and I've ran circles around you two bumbling excuses for athletes."
The Camera guy goes to speak again, but thinks better of it when Tumbler suddenly stands to his feet.
"So it's guaranteed that I'm making my debut at the big Pay-per-view the only place I belong, and that I have to fight twice due to that greedy money grabbing Justin Draggo! I'm not worried about the Battle Royal and Hell it's not the first time I've had to deal with been around Stu, Plague and a serious case of V.D infact it would be more of a shock if they didn't have V.D."
Tumbler smiles proudly to himself he took a few days to come up with that one.
"As for Douglas Kilmore you should feel honored as your the first one to fall at my hands, but they is a plus this will be the Greatest match of your career it will have absolutely nothing to do with you though Be serious! I'll be surprised if you hit a single move to be honest In My Heroic Opinion. Just think though your going to step in the ring with The Greatest Highflyer in the World people may actually remember your name after this. They'll be like That Killjoy guy looked even more ugly after Tumbler was done with him HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN!!!"
He looks around the room expecting some kind of applause from his imaginary fanatics.
"And as for that Battle Royal it's the once in a life time case where I'm gonna do everyone else in it a favour and make all of you kippers The Greatest Highflyers in the World as I hurtle all of you over the top rope quicker than you can say I've never watched Harry & Sally but I'm sure it is an excellent piece of cinematic Gold! Come on it maybe a long sentence but still you'll all be gone before any of you can utter it!"
Tumbler walks back over to the mirror to examine himself trying to reassure himself that he doesn't look old quite worried by all the talk of been a veteran and legend has made him feel a lot older than 30 and very self concious about his looks. He turns round to see the camera still rolling.
"Erm why are you still here? Promos over idjits hence I stopped speaking get out of here!"
The camera jerks a bit before shutting off fading to black.