Post by Vigilante on May 18, 2012 22:04:01 GMT -6
.: The scene opens up to Vigilante’s living room with him relaxing on his sofa watching his TV. He is flipping through the channels and we catch a quick glimpse of the Big Daddy P press conference. Vigilante passes it up and quickly comes back to it and sits up and turns the volume up and sets the remote down.
Oh what the hell is this.
Vigilante takes in the rest of the press conference. Once it is over he leans back on the sofa and reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out and lights it up.
What the hell does this guy think he is doing calling a press conference. Who the hell is he? Does he think that he is the only one around here that can have a press conference? I am the OW Gladiator Champion, if anybody should be calling a press conference it should be me.
Vigilante reaches over and grabs his ash tray, he takes another drag from his cigarette before putting it out.
Alright, looks like I got a press conference to plan.
Vigilante gets up and walks away around the corner and we fade to black.
A couple of hours later...
The scene opens up to a wooden podium in front of a large black and green OW banner. The lights are shining down and up to the stage walks Vigilante wearing his black leather jacket and blue jeans, he has the OW Gladiator title draped over his shoulder. He gets up to the podium and gives the hand signal to quite the room. He leans forward and adjust the microphones.
I wanted to thank you all for coming on short notice.
We pan out the audience and we see the whole setup is taking place in Vigilante’s garage. He has speakers set up, and some lights, chairs are set up with more of his action figures set up in the chairs.
There will be time at the end of the press conference for questions, but to start things out I wanted to hit a couple of talking points.
You know I don’t know how many of you happened to catch my opponents press conference earlier today. I don’t really know who in the hell he thinks he is. I mean does he have one of these.
Vigilante puts the title down on the podium.
I mean here I am the OW Gladiator Champion, the only one who won their belt in the OW ring. Now that isn’t a slap in the face to anybody else, I am not even going to say that they don’t deserve the titles. But here I stand with this title, and nobody gave me a press conference. But here is this guy, now I know he is being give a great match here going up against myself. Maybe that is enough to call for a press conference. But I figured, hell if he can do it so can I. And I know I can be a lot more entertaining then he could.
I mean here this guy is, his first opportunity for exposure here in the OW and he is just going on and on about how tired he was, how sleep deprived and missing his blankie. And then we have to hear about how sweet of a gig he had in Japan. He had the cash, the girls, the fans, everything that you can want... except of course the gold. And now here he is coming back to the states to the OW. And what does he get when he gets here. He gets thrown into a match with me. Now I am sure that is enough to make any man wish that he was in Japan. I will be honored to welcome you here to the OW P, I am glad that I am going to be the one to get first crack at you.
Apparently you don’t think that this match is suitable to your standards. Maybe you think that the spot on the card is below you. But let me tell you something P, you may not be the headliner but you stepping into the ring with the main event. You take this match, and me to lightly and I will personally make you wish that you were back in Japan. You are back in the states big boy, you might think that maybe this is a step backwards in your career. But the truth of the matter is that you are in for the biggest test of your life. And I am going to really put you to the test this week. I don’t care how big you are, I don’t care how strong you are. I’ve been doing this a lot longer than you, and I have learned a few things. You might look at me and see some street thug. A small smile comes across Vigilante’s face. But I just might surprise you. There is a lot more to me than what you see. You really shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. Some people might say that I am to old, some people might say that I have lost a step over the years, some might say that I am not quite right in the head. There might be a little bit of truth to some of those. But the fact of the matter is that I have made a very successful career inside the ropes. Big or small, short or tall, I have defeated them all. And as far as I am concerned, this week is going to be no different. Last week I made an impact in Domination just like I said that I would. And now I get to make my Oracle debut. Unlike you I don’t give a damn where I appear on the card. I take pride in what I do inside the ring, and I will get in there and give it my best. And if you ask me... you my friend aren’t going to be able to stand a chance.
Vigilante gives a little wink to the camera.
Alright now I will take some questions. You there, you are first.
Vigilante points out towards the chairs and presses a button on the podium. We zoom in on a small little joker doll whos string gets released.
Riddle me this, riddle me that, whos afraid of the big black bat.
Whoa there, I don’t think we need to go racial here. And I think you misspoke there my friend, P is known as the Mad Hatter, not the Mad Batter. But I am not afraid of his bat or hat. He can bring either one down to the ring and neither of them will help him in the match. Next.
Vigilante pushes another button and we see a Deadpool character as his string gets released.
I am low on energy, but full of Vitamin C.
Oh I don’t think vitamins are going to help P. He is more than welcome to load up on his Vitamin C, Potassium, Iron, Zinc, Flinstones. He can take whatever he wants, at the end of the day non of that won’t do him any good.
That is it for now. I will be available after Oracle.
P I am coming for you. I don’t think that you are ready for me, I don’t think that you have any idea what you are in for. But I am going to welcome you to the OW. And it is going to be a welcoming that you won’t soon forget.
Vigilante steps away from the podium as flashes go off from out of the camera’s view. Viglante steps off the stage and back behind the curtain. The camera zooms in on the OW logo before fading to black.
Oh what the hell is this.
Vigilante takes in the rest of the press conference. Once it is over he leans back on the sofa and reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out and lights it up.
What the hell does this guy think he is doing calling a press conference. Who the hell is he? Does he think that he is the only one around here that can have a press conference? I am the OW Gladiator Champion, if anybody should be calling a press conference it should be me.
Vigilante reaches over and grabs his ash tray, he takes another drag from his cigarette before putting it out.
Alright, looks like I got a press conference to plan.
Vigilante gets up and walks away around the corner and we fade to black.
A couple of hours later...
The scene opens up to a wooden podium in front of a large black and green OW banner. The lights are shining down and up to the stage walks Vigilante wearing his black leather jacket and blue jeans, he has the OW Gladiator title draped over his shoulder. He gets up to the podium and gives the hand signal to quite the room. He leans forward and adjust the microphones.
I wanted to thank you all for coming on short notice.
We pan out the audience and we see the whole setup is taking place in Vigilante’s garage. He has speakers set up, and some lights, chairs are set up with more of his action figures set up in the chairs.
There will be time at the end of the press conference for questions, but to start things out I wanted to hit a couple of talking points.
You know I don’t know how many of you happened to catch my opponents press conference earlier today. I don’t really know who in the hell he thinks he is. I mean does he have one of these.
Vigilante puts the title down on the podium.
I mean here I am the OW Gladiator Champion, the only one who won their belt in the OW ring. Now that isn’t a slap in the face to anybody else, I am not even going to say that they don’t deserve the titles. But here I stand with this title, and nobody gave me a press conference. But here is this guy, now I know he is being give a great match here going up against myself. Maybe that is enough to call for a press conference. But I figured, hell if he can do it so can I. And I know I can be a lot more entertaining then he could.
I mean here this guy is, his first opportunity for exposure here in the OW and he is just going on and on about how tired he was, how sleep deprived and missing his blankie. And then we have to hear about how sweet of a gig he had in Japan. He had the cash, the girls, the fans, everything that you can want... except of course the gold. And now here he is coming back to the states to the OW. And what does he get when he gets here. He gets thrown into a match with me. Now I am sure that is enough to make any man wish that he was in Japan. I will be honored to welcome you here to the OW P, I am glad that I am going to be the one to get first crack at you.
Apparently you don’t think that this match is suitable to your standards. Maybe you think that the spot on the card is below you. But let me tell you something P, you may not be the headliner but you stepping into the ring with the main event. You take this match, and me to lightly and I will personally make you wish that you were back in Japan. You are back in the states big boy, you might think that maybe this is a step backwards in your career. But the truth of the matter is that you are in for the biggest test of your life. And I am going to really put you to the test this week. I don’t care how big you are, I don’t care how strong you are. I’ve been doing this a lot longer than you, and I have learned a few things. You might look at me and see some street thug. A small smile comes across Vigilante’s face. But I just might surprise you. There is a lot more to me than what you see. You really shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. Some people might say that I am to old, some people might say that I have lost a step over the years, some might say that I am not quite right in the head. There might be a little bit of truth to some of those. But the fact of the matter is that I have made a very successful career inside the ropes. Big or small, short or tall, I have defeated them all. And as far as I am concerned, this week is going to be no different. Last week I made an impact in Domination just like I said that I would. And now I get to make my Oracle debut. Unlike you I don’t give a damn where I appear on the card. I take pride in what I do inside the ring, and I will get in there and give it my best. And if you ask me... you my friend aren’t going to be able to stand a chance.
Vigilante gives a little wink to the camera.
Alright now I will take some questions. You there, you are first.
Vigilante points out towards the chairs and presses a button on the podium. We zoom in on a small little joker doll whos string gets released.
Riddle me this, riddle me that, whos afraid of the big black bat.
Whoa there, I don’t think we need to go racial here. And I think you misspoke there my friend, P is known as the Mad Hatter, not the Mad Batter. But I am not afraid of his bat or hat. He can bring either one down to the ring and neither of them will help him in the match. Next.
Vigilante pushes another button and we see a Deadpool character as his string gets released.
I am low on energy, but full of Vitamin C.
Oh I don’t think vitamins are going to help P. He is more than welcome to load up on his Vitamin C, Potassium, Iron, Zinc, Flinstones. He can take whatever he wants, at the end of the day non of that won’t do him any good.
That is it for now. I will be available after Oracle.
P I am coming for you. I don’t think that you are ready for me, I don’t think that you have any idea what you are in for. But I am going to welcome you to the OW. And it is going to be a welcoming that you won’t soon forget.
Vigilante steps away from the podium as flashes go off from out of the camera’s view. Viglante steps off the stage and back behind the curtain. The camera zooms in on the OW logo before fading to black.
